what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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