i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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