Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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