She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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