I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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