i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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