GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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