The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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