after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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