I want to make a zoo with you.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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