party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
that may or may not have been my penis.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
