ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
