oh god the rape fog is back!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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