U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
