I'm really into asian looking animals
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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