yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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