We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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