That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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