My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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