what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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