have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
40s are totally the cure
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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