You really coming over, don't trick.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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