well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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