She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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