school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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