You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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