Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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