we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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