How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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