absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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