i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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