Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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