when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There r osticjed everywhere
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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