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(862): View more from New Jersey

The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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(313): View more from Michigan

I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight

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(914): View more from New York

i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?

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