I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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