I wish i was in the wii world.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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