he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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