my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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