Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
