And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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