Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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