My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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