they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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