he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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