You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I need water and some morals
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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