16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need to calm my uterus...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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