Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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