Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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