in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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