I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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