So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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