she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
