You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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