Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
only if we run a train.
done.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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